Thursday, December 8, 2016

Tales Tweet Of The Week - Dec. 9, 2016

Well, it's that time once again to find out who has won the coveted Tales Tweet of the Week award. 

"But Tales", you may ask, "there hasn't been a Tales Tweet of the Week award in months".  True my friends, but there are two excuses, I mean reasons, for that.  First there are very few people out there who can meet the ultra stringent standards to qualify for this award - i.e., it must be a tweet on twitter.  And second a tweet must occur during the time the Tales law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, the firm that chooses the Tales Tweet of the Week, is not on vacation [and good luck with that].

This week's winner is not a first time winner, is not a two-timer, but this week's winner, drum roll please, is the first three time winner of the most prestigious of Tales' awards.  This person is such a great quipster I call him the Greg Gutfeld of twitter.  He is, Dan the man, @Dannerism.  
Dan from Mesa, AZ calls himself "Comedian, Mathematician, Juggler, Conservatarian,Teacher, Observer, Patriot and Performer of Antics and Semantics"

Without further ado, the Tales Tweet of the Week:  

Recount Cash Cow: The Green Party is now the Green Party

Update Correction As a recount was just demanded by the Green Party, or Dan the man, or both, the Tales law firm, "Dewey, Cheatem and Howe" has just informed me that the Tales is mistaken in calling @Dannerism a 3-time winner. @Dannerism received his 3 time winner status on the May 19th edition of the Tales Tweet of the Week.

So, Dan from Mesa, AZ is officially a 4-time winner of the Tales Tweet of the Week.

Apologies to Dan the man for this oversight.

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