Sunday, July 20, 2014

Tales Tweet Of The Week - July 20, 2014

Flash Bulletin:  This startling news just in.  In a 'Tales From a Tribble' first, we have a tie in the Tales Tweet of the Week, as determined by the Tales crack twitter investigative team of Ari, Hew, Kidd and Mee.  For long time readers of the Tales, you might ask the question: "Wait a second, aren't Ari, Hew, Kidd and Mee members of the Tales law firm with the same name to go along with the other stellar law firm of Wie, Cheatem, and Howe?"  Yes they were members of that Tales' law firm before each of them unfortunately lost their law licenses due to the charge of incompetence from just a few of their clients.  Hold it, I just received a message from the Tales ombudsman, Mr. Bigmouth, that it was a few thousand of their clients.

Anyway, the Tales still hasn't lost confidence in Ari, Hew, Kidd and Mee and you will see why in their brilliant  selection of the Tales Tweet of the Week.  Yes, they came up with a tie between one hilarious tweet and one very serious tweet.

The winners of the distinguished Tales of the Week have come from two great tweeters on twitter [or is that tweeterers on twitter], the great @JimGeraghty and the great @servative  These two men have had to meet the following strict tough standards to even qualify: 1. it must be a tweet on twitter

@JimGeraghty's tweet was the laugh out loud hilarious tweet.  For context, there is an NBA player who was born Ron Artest, who actually officially changed his name to Metta World Peace.  I kid you not, that is actually a true story.

@servative's tweet was the serious and I think brilliant tweet that sums up in one sentence [of less than 140 characters] what the Obama administration has been all about.

So, without further ado, the Tales Tweet [s] of the Week:

Man, the news just gets worse and and worse. This morning the NBA player is changing his name to Metta Global Instability.

I long for a White House that threatens America's enemies more than its citizens.

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