Hat Tip: My brother Brad.
In the GOP debate on CNN John King asked each of the four GOP hopefuls to describe themselves in one word and one word only. They went to break to give everyone a chance to think of a word. When they came back, Ron Paul said consistent, Rick Santorum said courageous, Mitt Romney said resolute, and Newt Gingrich gave the funniest answer:cheerful.
Amazingly they all missed the one answer that would have brought the house down:
If Rick, Mitt, or Newt had said that, they would have received a standing ovation and won the debate right there.