Thursday, March 10, 2011

Who does the land of Israel belong to? ;-)

Hat tip: my patriotic brother Sandy
Wouldn't you love to see this take place at the UN?!

The Israeli representative makes an important speech at the UN and says:
I want to tell you this untold story about Moses:

When Moses struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good
opportunity to have a bath!'

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. He immediately thought:
A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumps up furiously and shouts,
What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't even there then!'

The Israeli representative smiles and says, 'Now since that point has been established,  I will begin my speech...'.

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