Thursday, October 19, 2017

Tales Top Five Funniest Dos Equis Lines

With the help of the Tales ombudsman, Mr. Bigmouth, the top five funniest Dos Equis "Most interesting man in the world" lines have been chosen.
Stay thirsty my friends
These are the Tales final, never to be changed, official results.  I must admit Mr. Bigmouth did not let the Tales executive board [i.e., me] down this time, as these are laugh out loud funny.  So, without further ado here are:

The Tales top five funniest Dos Equis commercial lines:

#5  The most interesting man in the word once received a standing ovation....................from the jurors' box.

#4  The most interesting man in the world can start a fire ...................by playing the castanets.

#3  The most interesting man in the world is so interesting that mosquitoes don't bite him............out of respect.

#2  The most interesting man in the world can play Chopin .................on the drums.

and speaking of drums,
The Tales choice for the funniest Dos Equis line:
#1  Mexican jumping beans ask him.....................how high.



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