Monday, December 28, 2015

The Things We Can Look Forward To In 2016

While we are ending the year, 2015, most blogs will be taking a look back to the events that happened this last year.  Ah, but the Tales, always on the cutting edge of blogetry [is that a word :-)] will be looking forward to the year 2016 and letting you know the guaranteed things that we will have to look forward to in this new year. 

So, without further ado, let us give thanks for the following events that are certain to take place in 2016:

* 2016 will mark the last State of the Union address by Barack Obama.

* This will be the last year of hearing how all bad events that are happening in America are president George W. Bush's fault.

* This will be the last year of hearing from our commander-in-chief all of the historical faults of our country.

* This will be the last year we have to endure ESPN announcing the NCAA basketball bracket from the president of the United States.

* This will be the last year we have to hear from our commander-in-chief how Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu and Israel must do more for a peace deal with the Palestinians; i.e., make more concessions with people that want to destroy her. [unless, God forbid, Hillary is elected as our new president] 

* This will be the last year we will hear from the commander-in-chief the acronym, ISIL, when every other person in the world [except the Obama administration and Lindsey Graham] pronounces the Islamic terrorist group, ISIS.  

* This will be the last year we will hear the words Pakistan and Taliban, pronounced [almost euphemistically] like Pah-key-ston and Tolly-bon.   Hey Mr. Taliban, 'tally me bananas'.

* This will be the last year we have to hear from our executive branch that the biggest national security threat to the United States is climate change. [unless, God forbid, Hillary is elected as our new president]

* This will be the last year we have to hear from our president how wonderful the Muslim religion is and how Christians "should not get on their high horse..."

* This will be the last year we have to hear from the mainstream liberal media how great a speech president Obama has just made, in a speech he will have said absolutely nothing.

* This will be the last year our president will get a chance to say if he had a son he would look like some "victim" [that is not really a victim]

and to be fair and balanced:
* This will be the last year we have to hear from Donald Trump how great he is and how everyone else is a loser, after the GOP voters tell 'the Donald' through their votes in the primaries, "You're fired."

and saving the best for last
* This will be the last full year we have Barack Hussein Obama as the president of the United States.


With all of these things we have to look forward to in the year 2016, this proves once and for all the truth of the idiom, "good things happen to those who wait." 
 

2 comments:

Bedfordguy said...

All true, but nothing will be able to make his mouth stop.

Big Mike said...

But Harry, at least than in 2017 we will be able to turn him off and listen to president Marco Rubio :-)