Monday, November 23, 2015

Tales Discovers The Extensive Syrian Refugee Vetting Process

In a Tales exclusive, and with a hat tip to my brother Brad, the powerful, painstaking, extensive vetting process used to determine which Syrian refugees are definitely not terrorists and will be admitted into the United States, has been discovered. 

The Tales law firm of Wee, Cheatem and Howe, has vetted this vetting process and determined it to be accurate enough to not sully the reputation of this high standard blog by releasing some bogus information.  Of course, this is the same law firm that said Obamacare would allow you to keep your doctor if you wanted to. 

Wee, Cheatem and Howe have informed me that any American worried about even one ISIS terrorist [or any other terrorist for that matter] slipping through our investigators hands are baseless.  ISIS will not be able to slip any plants with this vetting process. 

Without further ado, here is the 1,000 page rigorous vetting process that every single Syrian refugee, man woman and child must go through to apply for status into the U.S.  Hold it, I am told by Mr. Cheatem I looked at that wrong.  It is not a 1,000 page but a 100 ... I mean a 10...I mean a 1 page form that is used for the vetting process.

Whew, and to think some Americans were concerned.

2 comments:

bradley said...

I feel so much better now! I see why the Obama pawns think we were cowards, now that you've revealed this, bring em in๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Big Mike said...

and thanks Brad for your info you gave to the Tales esteemed law firm of Wee, Cheatem and Howe.