Friday, April 10, 2015

Tales Exclusive Look At The Deleted Hillary E-Mails

Best of the Tales:  I hope you enjoy this repeat post from the Tales archives as the Tales and the fetching Mrs.Tales enjoy a mini vacation at the end of the week at some secret location, never to be revealed...unless the Tales decides to post a picture on Face Book.  
 
Tales Exclusive Look At The Deleted Hillary E-Mails:

Presidential wannabe, Hillary Clinton, disclosed in her awkward defensive 'private e-mail server' controversial press conference "that her aides had deleted more than 30,000 emails that she deemed personal."  Hillary gave a rock solid, so help her God, guarantee, that none of the e-mails that were deleted had anything to do with her job as Secretary of State.

Grandmas Lie err Know Best
In one of the examples she gave to "prove" that these were private personal e-mails was that many of them were e-mails to her husband, the former president Bill Clinton.  

Unfortunately for Hillary, it was disclosed by Matt McKenna, Bill Clinton's spokesman, "that he has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, and both of those were as president, before Hillary became Secretary of State.  Oh, oh!   Then how does that square with Hilliary's lie, err claim, that many of the tens of thousands of e-mails she sent were to Bill?

Before all of you Hillary haters say we've got her red handed, you may want to think again.  Her claim of sending all those e-mails to her husband Bill without any response by him might not be so far fetched after all, especially when you see the deleted e-mails that Hillary sent to Bill.  

In this Tales exclusive, Tales has received thousands of those deleted e-mails that Hillary sent to her husband Bill Clinton from our crack investigative team of Wie, Cheatem, and Howe.  Tales is going through the pain staking chore of sifting through those e-mails, as we are patriots and don't want to reveal anything that might endanger our national security.  

Checking with our esteemed attorney firm of Ari, Hue, Kidd and Mee, we have been guaranteed that the following e-mails from Hillary to Bill will not endanger our national security and can be released.  

We have been told by Ari, Hue, Kidd and Mee that these e-mails are very representative of the tens of thousands of e-mails that Hillary has sent to her beloved Bill.

So, without further ado, you the Tales readers get this exclusive first look at this random sample of three of the Hillary deleted e-mails sent to her husband Bill Clinton:

________________________________________________________
From: Hillary@HillaryLies.com
To: Bubba@Prez.com
Subject: Where the hell are you?

Where the hell are you, Bill?  
HC
________________________________________________________

From: Hillary@HillaryLies.com
To:  Bubba@Prez.com
Subject:  Where the hell are you?

Where the hell are you, Bill?
HC
________________________________________________________

From:  Hillary@HillaryLies.com
To:   Bubba@Prez.com
Subject:  Where the hell are you?

Where the hell are you, Bill?
HC
________________________________________________________
Well now, this may put a different look on the private deleted e-mail controversy.  Think about it, if you were Bill Clinton, would you have sent Hillary back a reply?

Who would have thunk it.  Tales may have just come to the rescue of  Hillary, the Grandma, Clinton.

Bill .... Bill .... BILL!

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