Wednesday, July 31, 2013

You Might Be A Democrat

If you use American history to say that America is a racist country but ignore the deleterious economic effects of tax and spend policies shown throughout American history, you might be a Democrat.

If you use the climate change effects of it being cold in the winter and hot in the summer to make your case for man made global warming, you might be a Democrat.

If you denounce Republicans as evil and ugly who bring up a bill to stop late term abortions and do so by bringing bags of urine and feces to the chamber, you might be a Democrat.

If you say white people racially profile blacks because in the past you have heard them lock their car doors at night as you [as a black man] crossed the street, when you have no idea if those people in those cars were white or black, you might be a Democrat.

If you oppose the use of American troops on Guam because you say the island might tip over and capsize with the extra people there, you might be a Democrat.

If you ask NASA if they have a picture of that American flag being planted by astronauts on Mars, you might be a Democrat.

If you strongly support and make commercials for a new health care insurance bill, but then ask for a waiver from having that bill being applied to your company, you might be a Democrat.

If you just walk away from the Prime Minister of Israel, leaving him alone in a room in the White House, but then go to Israel saying that same Prime Minister is your 'good buddy', you might be a Democrat.

If you are a supporter of Israel who actually believes that same president when he says the Prime Minister of Israel is his 'good buddy', you might be a Democrat.

If you denounce the use of hate speech and saying we should be thoughtful of other people's feelings, and at the same time call conservatives bigots, homophobes, sexists, racists, and evil, you might be a Democrat.

Must be a Democrat party sign.

If you at one time said that we are not red states or blue states but one United States of America, and then immediately upon being elected to office tell an Hispanic organization to "go punish your enemies" with your votes, you might be a Democrat.

If you call a jury an all white jury, when one of the jurors is clearly not white, you might be a Democrat.

If you are at a congressional hearing and pound your hand on the table and screech, "What difference, at this point, does it make?", when talking about four heroic Americans killed in Benghazi, you might be a Democrat.

If you call the actions of the IRS outrageous, but just a few weeks later say that to investigate those actions is wrong because it is a phony issue, you might be a Democrat.

If you say the lives of four Americans killed in a terrorist attack in Benghazi will never be forgotten, but then denounce Republicans trying to find out answers as to what happened in that attack-saying they are bringing up a phony issue, you might be a Democrat.

If you demand that the name of the Washington Redskins [the traditional name of the Washington NFL franchise] be changed because it might be insensitive to Indians, but would never demand the change of the name of the NAACP [National Association for the Advancement of Colored People] on the premise that, that is its traditional name, you might be a Democrat.

If you delay enforcing your own bill that you tout is so good for the American people so that they won't find out how really bad it is for them, you might be a Democrat.

If you are running for office in New York and say that you would not vote for a man running for mayor because of his slimy sexual tweets, when you yourself had to resign from office because of sexual infidelity with prostitutes, you might be a Democrat.

If you go out of your way to make telephone calls to a private citizen because they demand free contraceptives for college women and to an NBA player [?] because he announces he is gay, but won't make a telephone call to find out what is being done to save Americans under your command who are being  attacked in Benghazi, you might be a Democrat.

                                      Begin the drum roll please:

And, last but not least, if you think you will escape criticism for your vile, immoral, pornographic pics of yourself on twitter by calling yourself Carlos DangerYOU ARE A DEMOCRAT.

Carlos, that is

2 comments:

bradley said...

And finally, if you align yourselves with race bigots like Sharpton, Jackson, rep Waters, and rev Wright, then you just might be Obama !,

Big Mike said...

I forgot the obvious one brother!! :-))