Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Phony President

Lets see what the president thought about these scandals:

Fast and Furious:


Well the president said it would not have been appropriate for the ATF to send guns to the Mexican drug lords in Mexico [in which one of those guns was used to kill American hero border patrol agent Brian Terry] and he wanted the investigation to end so he could take appropriate action. Wow, Mr. President are you a tough man. Nothing will get past you.

Benghazi:


Wow, are you kidding me. No one is going to get in the way of this commander-in-chief getting to the bottom of Benghazi and bringing to justice those involved. This president just promised us that the four great Americans killed in Benghazi will never be forgotten, never. Can a man be any clearer than our president?

IRS:

Get out of here, Mr. President. You sure are scaring me on your outrage over the IRS scandal. If anyone thinks this scandal will not be taken seriously by this president, do they have a surprise in store for them. 

Obama doubles down on IRS and Benghazi terror attack:

Okay, for all you doubters of this president, I think you may owe him an apology. Can there be any doubt now that this president cares about these scandals taking place and that he wants to get to the bottom of them so they never happen again? I am sure impressed by this guy's commitment.
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I have just been informed by the Tales ombudsman, Mr. Bigmouth, that the president may not be as committed to getting to the bottom of these scandals as Tales is implying.  The ombudsman has just come up with these comments by presidential spokesman, Jay Carney:



Now wait a second Mr. Bigmouth, that was just the presidential spokesman, who I am sure just mis-spoke. Those were not the words of the president of the United States himself.  You must have missed it.   The president showed that he wanted to get to the bottom of the Fast and Furious, Benghazi, and the IRS scandals, and this man will not rest until he either brings to justice or hold those accountable of everyone responsible for these scandals.  I would hate to be the one that faces the wrath of this president.  What's that Mr. Bigmouth?  You have another video you want the Tales readers to see.

The president talking about these scandals in his own words-now:


Phony scandals?   Mr. President, you now are saying these things you wanted to get to the bottom of [for the American people] phony?  No, Mr. president, these scandals are not phony. They were real when you first feigned interest in them, and they are still real scandals to this day. 

Phony is when you use straw man arguments to attack Republicans in your demagogic speeches.
Phony is when you invite a congressman  to hear your speech and then debase and chastise that same congressman in that speech.
Phony is when you show a pretense of empathy for the families of four dead Americans killed in a terrorist attack in Benghazi, then denounce those trying to find answers for the families.
Phony is when you lie to those same family members by looking them in the eyes and telling them their loved ones died because of an American's hateful U Tube video towards Mohammad, when you know the truth.
Phony is when you tell the American people you will not rest until you bring justice to those terrorists responsible for Benghazi.
Phony is when you tell the American people you are outraged at the IRS targeting, when you are really trying to cover up your administration's involvement in it.
Phony is when you tell the American people you haven't heard a thing about any of the scandals until you read it in the news, like everyone else.
Phony is when you tell Syria there is a red line in the sand they must not cross, when you are actually clueless about what to do when they cross that line.
Phony is when you tell Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu you've 'got his back', when he really must watch his back if you are anywhere within shouting distance.
Phony is when you tell the American people they will get to keep their doctor when Obamacare goes into effect.
Phony is when you tell the American people their health care insurance costs will go down with the implementation of Obamacare.
Phony is when you pretend to have a tear go down your eye when talking about dead children killed at a school, when all you are really thinking about is how you can use that tragedy politically for gun control.

 President Obama, the scandals are real.   You are the phony! 

The Phony President



4 comments:

bradley said...

2.5 years and counting down!

Big Mike said...

The countdown begins Brad...unfortunately, I think it is closer to 3.5 years...will it still be America?

Anonymous said...

You nailed it Big Mike. I don't recognize America right now.

Krissy in ATX

Big Mike said...

Thanks great patriot Krissy! I don't recognize it either Krissy.