Friday, June 22, 2012

Mister Cool and His Big Shtick

Re-post from May 4, 2011 [before some in the CBC said that to call president Obama cool was racist]. I wonder if  Michelle knew it was a racist term when she called Barack a "cool" Dad?  Tales will  apologize the minute after Michelle apologizes. :-)

Mister Cool and His Big Stick
What a "cool" guy we have as prez.  Barack Obama can yuck it up in the situation room with Beyonce and Jay Z, can fill out his NCAA Bracket with the best of 'em, can sing with a smooth, soulful voice, can jive talk with late night host Jimmy Fallon.  Talk about cool, if this guy was any cooler we would need a quick infusion of global warming to bring his body temperature back to a normal human reading.

Then again, is this guy a mere mortal human being or is he on a higher level. According to the vice-president, Joe Biden, this  guy "has a big stick", a real big stick. Implied by former president Bill Clinton, it was Obama and only Obama who would have dared make the "gutsy" call of getting Bin Ladin.  George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan...does anyone think these lightweights would have had the guts to make the call that our cool prez made?  

So, it's been established by no less authorities than Joe Biden and Bill Clinton, that Barack Obama has a big stick and huge cajones. But why just stop at praising mister cool for this one "courageous" call of getting Bin Laden.   In the attempt at being fair to our president, Tales would like to reveal the other tough calls mister cool has made. Come on main stream media, stop being unfair to this president by not emphasizing these other gutsy calls.


Barack Obama made a gutsy call to spend a trillion dollars on a stimulus [porkulus] bill, despite cries from those evil Republicans [who not one of which would vote for the bill].  No other president would have made that courageous call.  Just think what could have gone wrong.  It might not have created jobs, and the unemployment rate, instead of staying under 8%, could have actually risen above 8% for 39 straight months. It could have ballooned the debt and led to the slowest recovery from a recession in this country's history.  No, no other president would have had the guts to make that call, but Obama did and look what happened.
Oh, wait a second, never mind.

Mister cool is probably the only president who would have made the gutsy call to nominate Eric Holder [the man on whose recommendation led to the pardons of fugitive Marc Rich and of the AFLN terrorists while he was in the Clinton administration] for Attorney General.  Look what could have happened by appointing such a clearly incompetent to a position as head of the Justice Department.  Holder might have dropped a case of voter intimidation by the New Black Panther Party. He might have participated in a Fast and Furious gun running effort that would get out of control leading to weapons being in the hands of the violent Mexican drug cartels, and leading to the death of an American border patrol agent.  No, no other president would have made this call, but Barack Obama did and look what happened.  
Oh, wait a second, never mind.

Mister cool made another gutsy call to sue Arizona over their "mean" immigration bill. You think any other president would have made that courageous call? Look what could have happened. Arizona might have actually fought back to take the justice department all the way to the supreme court. This gutsy president took a chance that the justice department lawyer might have been laughed out of the court by all the justices of the supreme court because of his lack of any logical argument.  No, no way would any other president make this call. Gutsy Obama did and look what happened.
Oh, wait a second, never mind.

Mister cool, really showed his cajones when he shoved Obamacare down the American people's throat. He did this in spite of a consensus by Americans against this bill.  Do you think any other president in our history would have had the guts to make this call? Not when they realize what could happen.  It could have made employers hold back in their employing because of the uncertainty of the bill, and of the taxing, regulations and fees that would fall on them after the election of 2012.  It could have made Americans even more angry that the bill was passed as they saw their health insurance costs skyrocket despite promises that passage of the bill would have reduced costs.  It could have made older Americans worry about the future of Medicare as this bill would eventually eliminate a half a billion dollars from Medicare. It could have made the average American worry that the promises of being able to keep ones own doctor and insurance they had, would not be kept.  It could have led to the states suing the Obamacare bill and the justices of the supreme court question Obama's justice department attorney competence in his arguments.   No, with all that could have gone wrong with the Obamacare bill, no other president would have made that gutsy call.  Barack, mister cool, Obama made that call, and because of that look what we have.
Oh, wait a second, never mind.


In November the American people, I hope, will give Mister cool and his always adorable food conscious [for other people] wife Michele, a long vacation out of Washington, D.C.  The American people might be saying, Mister cool, you are such a beautiful singer we don't want you to keep your day job.  We will vote you the freedom to go out on a new gig.  On the way out, please take your big shtick with you.






5 comments:

bradley said...

Superb post, great wit , , if all this weren't so true the humor would be even better----- !!

bradley said...

Superb post, great wit , , if all this weren't so true the humor would be even better----- !!

Big Mike said...

Amen, brother!

Anonymous said...

My sentiments exactly Michael! And if it weren't true and dead on, we could actually laugh and be at more peace! But unfortunately this man is out to ruin our nation. Only thing is God is in control. Not Obummer Hussein
Krissy in ATX

Big Mike said...

Thanks Krissy!!